Shithook

This is the working title for a biograpy I'm writting on our own lil Scarecrow.
An alternate title, based on his favorite hobby ,might be ""handjob''

What are your thoughts on this subject?

LOL, I love the title Fish. Bring it on!

I like the title, do you know Scarecrow well?..

LOL now that would be something to read!

IT WOULD BE A FUN STORY IF FISH CAME ON HERE...SHAME HE DOESNT..

Don't hold your breath Mark.

he might if i ask him...

hahaha..i just read the advert wrong at the top of this page..thought it said free durex...hahahaha

LOL! Would you like me or Lollie to help you figure out the titles Mark? Just messin' with ya darlin'!

Are you shouting again? Tone it down dude or I will start doing the same!

I have a couple of poems that Lollie has read already and she likes them so I will work on copying them over here.

I will come up with a few more in the future. I have some ideas.

i do silly poems or change to words to nursery rhymes..

You do know that poems and rhymes are different right Numpty?

Poems do not have to rhyme and some of the best don't.

However, there are instances where poems have to rhyme (nursery rhymes for example).

I shall post a couple of mine and some much, much superior ones that my father has written over many years.

i just make funny ones, not keen on the dark poems or the soppy ones..lol..im so romantic lol


heres one


The sun is out

the sky is blue

theres not a cloud to spoill the view

then you stand in the way and block out the sun with your huge fat bum.....


see i cant be serious at all...hehe

LMAO!

Well it was funny for sure!

ode to Heather mills MacCarteney


i was sitting on the grass my heart began to quiver

i put my hand inside her skirt

her leg fell in the river..

Ha ha ha! Ok that proves it, you are a crazy man!

hahaha..yes i am..lol

as i awoke one morning a little Robin perched apon my window sill to welcome in the dawn

it was so young and lovely and so sweetly did it sing that sweet thought of joy and happiness

into my heart did spring, i happly listend to the Robins song when leaning from my bed

i gently closed the window and crushed its fucking head.....

LOL! Great way to start out my morning! No animal cruelty dude!!

it wasnt cruel...all squishy and crunchy blood everywhere...lol

Bad Mark! Bad boy! Go sit in the corner! Hehe................

BEEP BEEP IM A JEEP
AWFULL SORRY IM A LORRY
HELLO GUS IM A BUS
HELLO MIKE IM A BIKE
LOOK THERES FRANK HES A TANK
AND HERE COMES JANE SHES A TRAIN

Once upon a time
There was a free, lush and fun world
Those who lived there were happy and had fun
They were good people and loved to do things together
One day a few awful monsters came along
They decided to make the world ugly and make it their own
Those that had been there first were upset but tried to work with the evil ones
The happy people became more and more discouraged since working with the evil ones did not work
So evil took over and good lost.

Lesson learned. Good does not always triumph over evil.

There was a young lady from leed

who swallowd a packet of seeds

in less than an hour her as was in flower

the rest is to rude to write hahahahaha.